Funny Cow Years Birthday Card, Dark Humor Greeting Card

Moo-ve over, sentimental birthday cards — this one tells it like it is. The “In Cow Years, You’re Dead” card features a perfectly unimpressed cow delivering the ultimate age-related roast. Equal parts funny and fatalistic, it’s the perfect birthday card for friends with a dark sense of humor (and maybe a love of cows). Card Details: Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2) Printed on matte paper Blank inside for your own message Comes with an envelope Designed, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc Perfect For: Friends with a great sense of humor Anyone who loves cows (or weird little guys in general) Fans of absurd, illustrated birthday cards Please Note: This listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside. Each one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.