{"product_id":"funny-cow-years-birthday-card-dark-humor-greeting-card","title":"Funny Cow Years Birthday Card, Dark Humor Greeting Card","description":"Moo-ve over, sentimental birthday cards — this one tells it like it is.\n\nThe “In Cow Years, You’re Dead” card features a perfectly unimpressed cow delivering the ultimate age-related roast. Equal parts funny and fatalistic, it’s the perfect birthday card for friends with a dark sense of humor (and maybe a love of cows).\n\nCard Details:\nSize: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (A2)\nPrinted on matte paper\nBlank inside for your own message\nComes with an envelope\nDesigned, illustrated and created by Pat Owoc\n\nPerfect For:\nFriends with a great sense of humor\nAnyone who loves cows (or weird little guys in general)\nFans of absurd, illustrated birthday cards\n\nPlease Note:\nThis listing is for a physical card that’s blank inside.\nEach one is printed with care and shipped flat in protective packaging.","brand":"Pat Owoc Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45286112723151,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/6509\/6655\/files\/3a3499bb69b4fdc91d2bb74872fe908a9b8d0bc99edcb7b2e1cab8391cad5836.jpg?v=1782401975","url":"https:\/\/www.dearollie.com\/products\/funny-cow-years-birthday-card-dark-humor-greeting-card","provider":"Dear Ollie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}